wewillnotbeundersold:

OH MY GOD I HATE DIBS YOU TACKY WHITE TRASH BASTARDS.  You do not own the street because you shoveled it.  This is not pre-annexation Dakota.  Tilling the land does not entitle you to the land.  It is a paved, city owned street.  If I shovel my neighbor’s gangway I do not get to blockade the gangway for my own private use.
Stealing your “dibs” items is kind of a fun Winter ritual though.  I got a really decent stockpot last year.

My thoughts EXACTLY. I hate this too.

wewillnotbeundersold:

OH MY GOD I HATE DIBS YOU TACKY WHITE TRASH BASTARDS.  You do not own the street because you shoveled it.  This is not pre-annexation Dakota.  Tilling the land does not entitle you to the land.  It is a paved, city owned street.  If I shovel my neighbor’s gangway I do not get to blockade the gangway for my own private use.

Stealing your “dibs” items is kind of a fun Winter ritual though.  I got a really decent stockpot last year.

My thoughts EXACTLY. I hate this too.

Post Notes

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    When I first came to Chicago, I was like, “WTF is up with the lawn chairs in the parking spots?” Then I learned it was...
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    hahaha. this is great. PS YANKEES SUCK!
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    Isn’t the Chicagoan inferiority complex about New Yorkers a long overdue crutch to be done away with? I say this with...
  10. melmccue reblogged this from sharkquestionmark and added:
    we definitely do this in boston! My neighbor growing up used to haul out an older washer dryer!
  11. balltillifall reblogged this from wewillnotbeundersold and added:
    My thoughts EXACTLY.
  12. sharkquestionmark reblogged this from findlilyhere and added:
    I’m pretty sure people do this in New York as well.
  13. findlilyhere reblogged this from windycity and added:
    poobah: realrealsoft:...•••• It’s called “DIBS”. Lucky they didn’t hose the car with water...
  14. kneeyoncebowls reblogged this from coolfresh and added:
    i thought that was a south side thing…
  15. wewillnotbeundersold reblogged this from windycity and added:
    OH MY GOD I HATE DIBS YOU TACKY WHITE TRASH BASTARDS. You do not own the street because you shoveled it. This is not...
  16. blackcatalystrecords reblogged this from windycity and added:
    hahahahah…. out of towns folk make me giggle. especially when they do stuff wrong… however, they need a punch in the...